We need a name. Maybe ‘Operation Hot Mother’. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic’s hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. We’ll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There’s not a lot of logic to it. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. So did you see the new Poof? His name’s Gary and we don’t need anymore lawsuits.
I don’t want no part of yo’ tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn’t make that in three months. Come on!
I’m foolish and I’m funny and I’m needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I’m not needy? ‘Cause I feel needy sometimes. George Bush doesn’t care about black puppets. They don’t allow you to have bees in here. If I make this comeback, I’ll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! I don’t want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It’s never the ones you hope. Don’t leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.
I know she’s a brownish area! With points! And I love her! ♪♪ It ain’t easy being white… ♪♪ If I make this comeback, I’ll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! I didn’t mean who… I meant… her? God knows they’re squinters. Buster’s in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.
How about a turtle? I’ve always loved those leathery little snappy faces. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother’s fertile womb.
I’m a complete failure. I can’t even fake the death of a stripper. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You’re a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that’s kind of funny. No, no, it’s pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. That’s how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Daddy horny, Michael. I’m gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?
So did you see the new Poof? His name’s Gary and we don’t need anymore lawsuits. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.
Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. See for more good stuff. I didn’t get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!
Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking “albino” on the form. There’s unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. I figured out a way to make money while I’m working! Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. It just seems like there’s still light coming in from under the door.
The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.
Margaret Bertsch 